Eighteen Years a Queen

Tradition suggests porcelain, feather flowers or chrysoberyl for our 18th wedding anniversary.  We already have toilets so porcelain seemed redundant.  Flowers or feathers have never sent you over-the-moon so feather flowers seemed doubly blah. Chrysoberyl (whatever it is) sounds really expensive, or toxic. You’d rather get your fine jewelry from Target’s clearance rack anyway. So, what’s a husband to do?  This husband can offer what he does least worst: words.  Lots […]